Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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