Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
this just has baby written all over it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
