I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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