she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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