i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
3pm strippers are depressing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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