Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
A+ Viking dick
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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