Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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