I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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