I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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