Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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