While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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