apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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