it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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