okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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