Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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