I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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