4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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