I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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