You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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