he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you had me at cake vodka
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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