Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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