Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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