guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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