wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
There's even glitter on my cock...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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