Ambien. No doubt about it.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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