I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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