sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
