Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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