i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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