1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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