GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
