it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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