The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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