She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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