Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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