Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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