ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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