I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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