Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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