Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
