census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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