I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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