Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Alive.
So much puke
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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