I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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