I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Ikea night.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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