I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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