Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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