So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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