Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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