I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
