Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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