Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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