He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
farters have to be the big spoon...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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