ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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