I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Barsexuality is the new black.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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