I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
