ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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