I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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