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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(240): View more from Maryland

Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(775): View more from Nevada

She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore

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(303): View more from Colorado

I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP

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