so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
how does that bad decision feel?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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